congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

fennekinfatale:

all up in da pussy like

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likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

lokis-army-at-221b:

you know what motivates me to study during finals week?

This:

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majortvjunkie:

calling my tears Netflix because they are streaming

negaytoros:

what the fuck did you just say about my waifu you little bitchimage

An 8-year-old’s homework.

anacondom:

how it feels to chew five gum